Imagine for a second that your child got a special treat, say, a candy bar. They open the wrapper and immediately drop it on the floor. What would you do? You’d make them pick it up! Your living room is not a trash can! We all live in this house and we all have to work to keep it clean!
Right?
Well guess what? The same rules apply to the ground OUTSIDE, and adults are MUCH worse at ruining it than children. Didn’t your mothers teach you not to be lazy ass litterers?
When you walk your dog, bring bags. Get a little bag dispenser and tape it to your leash for all I care, but whatever you do, clean up after your freakin’ pet.
When you smoke a cigarette, either put the butt out on the ground and then put it in a trash can or if there isn’t one available, use your pocket until you find a trash can.
If you change your baby’s diaper in your car in a parking lot, do not leave the diaper on the pavement. Do you know how nasty it would be to step out of your car and step in a run-over, opened diaper?
When you finish your soda on your drive to work, put it in the plastic grocery bag you got from the gas station, don’t throw it out the window.
No one gives a flying monkey’s butt about your excuses. All of your excuses suck. The earth doesn’t care about your excuses either. Neither do the animals or plants that are affected by your lazy, dirty, crappy habit.
Stop littering. It makes you a lazy slob and a bigger piece of trash than anything you’ve dropped.
That is all.
P.S. If you ride a HORSE on public streets, FOR GOD’S SAKE BRING A BIG PLASTIC BAG! Especially if you ride it up the same road that 30+ children will be walking on to go home from school in a matter of minutes, you inconsiderate fuckwads.
Tags: being green, environment, laziness, litter, trash
Oh my god! The police horses in NYC poop as they walk and I always found it to be gross that it doesn’t get cleaned up.
There is this grate to the subway on the street where I walk everyday and it’s filled with cigarette butts. It’s an 8 foot deep grate, about 20 feet wide and I’ll bet about 3 feet of it is all cigarette butts.
You know what else I hate? SPITTING! But that’s a whole other subject.
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Ew, the POLICE let their horses poop everywhere?! Isn’t that the same (if not worse) than letting a dog poop in the park – which in most places is illegal?!